Wisconsin Sheriff’s Office Issues Comedic Warning About ‘Highly Addictive Substances’… Girl Scout Cookies

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Oneida County, Wisconsin – A sheriff’s office in Wisconsin recently issued a fictitious warning about ‘highly addictive substances’… Girl Scout Cookies.

The Oneida County Sheriff’s Office said that these substances go by names like ‘Thin Mints,’ ‘Caramel deLites,’ ‘Peanut Butter Patties,’ and ‘Adventurefuls.’

They said that the substances are distributed by strong, smart, fearless young women who will lure you in with their kindness and do-good story and then ‘Bam’ they set the hook.

Many people start with just one box, but one turns into two, two turns into five, and the next thing you know, you’re hiding your stash in your freezer.

The Oneida County Sheriff’s Office said that they have set up a drop-off location for the cookies at… you guessed it… their office.

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